How long has it been?

Been a long time since I've seen Tiger?  He's one of my oldest friends.  And one of my most regular.   But I got a broken foot.  And then I decided to have the house fixed.  And he went on vacation.  And he had to have his body fixed.  So it's been a while.  And he always hopes when he shows up that Steve will be here too.  Steve warned me that he didn't think he'd make it.  So I'm sure that was a disappointment for Tiger. 

But Tiger,  I been to Kinky Kollege.  And I learned all about knots and rope.  And bought new toys.  So Tiger gets tied up and feels all my new toys. 

Nice having him back.  We missed you, Steve.