Missed opportunities

I send out millions (maybe thousands) of e-mail invitations to visit my
basement.  Most often I get no response.  Or a response saying sorry busy maybe
some other time.  Usually it's because the basement is mostly available weekday
days and most butts are at work M-F 9-5.

And rarely there's a chance that the basement is available on a Saturday.  I'm
always working around family schedules.  Sometimes at the last minute I learn I
got the house and the basement all to myself on a Saturday.  Then wondering is
there a chance someone is interested and available for a last minute spanking? 
Like right now?

Bill
http://downbillsbasement.socialparody.com/