Steve the martyr on the St. Andrews Cross

Steve sends me a message tomorrow is St. Andrews Day.  We got to celebrate.  Right.  Who knows who St. Andrew is?  Many different versions of this story.  But we get Steve on cross, turn on the cross and martyr him.  Well, not quite.  He probably felt he was being martyred.  And then if the camera is rolling we got to get him other uncomfortable positions and abuse him some more.  See the bondage device that Virgin Dad created with Steve in mind?  And then John went shopping.  Don't ever go shopping with John.  He buys stuff.  Stuff nobody needs.  So now we have a hammock in the basement.  It was on sale.  End of season sale.  Maybe we'll get John in it next summer in the garden. Interesting position to abuse his ass.