Lots of paddles

Last Friday Steve picked canes. This time it was paddles.  Lots of paddles.  Every paddle I own.  Some paddles that aren't even really paddles.  One after another Tiger and I have Steve six swats.  Added up to a lot of swats.  Then Tiger was not to be outdone.  So he feels all the paddles.  And then Steve says that the redness of his butt his fading and he needs to get it redder.  So he gets a lot more with the strap.